Try number one.
|Because everyone wants to see a blurry picture of an empty towel ring, my arm fat and tooth paste stuck to the wall.|
Try number two.
"Hey..." I think to myself. "Now we're gettin' somewhere!"
But still I just couldn't seem to let it end there. I blame it on the barrage of on Teen Mom 2 updates that I keep getting on my Facebook page. They all look like this...
|Teen Mom Farrah Abraham for those of you who don't watch crap tv like me...|
Try number three.
|Operation Sexy Pucker. Oh shit. I'm 37 years old and the sexy pucker isn't working all that great for me... I clearly am in need of a suggestive straw and cherry to pull this look off.|
Try number four.
|Still not hot. I thought maybe the cute baybee would help some but really he's just accentuating my fat rolls and I end up looking really really angry. Hmm. Maybe that top part of my bra hanging out makes me look better?|
Wait... I know what to do! I'll flash some wedding bling!!
I look soo much better than Jenelle!
You all get the picture though. I got a new camera. :) I like to take pictures with it a.lot.
Happy Friday everyone :).